legally-bitchtastic:

Those reasons being namely, my religion tells me that it’s okay to be a psychopath and fetuses.

My feelings towards this bill are the same towards ones allowing pharmacists to refuse to dispense birth control: telling a woman what is going on inside her uterus is an obstetricians job. If you are unwilling to do that, get over it or get a new job.

People trust their doctors. When a doctor comes to you and tells you that the test results came back good, you believe them. These women will be told that they are carrying healthy babies, they are preparing for healthy babies, they are proudly showing their friends and family ultrasound photos of what they think are healthy babies, they are decorating the nurseries that their healthy babies will sleep in, they are picking out the names that their healthy babies will have, they are planning out futures for their healthy babies, they are saving up money for college for the healthy babies that they think will live long enough to go to college.

And then they will go through hours of painful labor only to find that the healthy baby they were told to expect doesn’t exist, instead they are given an extremely sick child. They are told that there will be no graduations, weddings or children for their baby, but instead there will be operations, breathing and feeding tubes and pain. Their life will be short, maybe only a few days. Those will be the lucky parents.

The other mothers will labor for hours only to discover that her baby is dead. Or else she will not make it to the delivery room, instead succumbing to a complication her doctor didn’t see fit to tell her about.

That is not morality. That is cruelty.

OMFG. 


jadelyn:

captainragtag:

hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women pregnant people to transfer their pregnancies to men the person who impregnated them, and then the government passed a law that if a woman person didn’t want to have a baby the biological father impregnating partner was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue

Fixed it.  


feelinghellastabby:

catbushandludicrous:

BEE: The GOP platform is clear: no abortion, no exceptions. But the GOP candidate disagrees. How would the delegates who ratified this platform reconcile the difference?

(here’s the video)

Is this satirical? Or are these people really that … I don’t even have words. 


keepyourboehneroutofmyuterus:

@aishatyler: 

Yes. Let’s eliminate birth control, sex education & programs for the poor. Then collect all the bonus children & let The Hunger Games begin!

NOW WE KNOW WHAT THE GOP HAS BEEN UP TO!
May the odds be ever in your favor.

keepyourboehneroutofmyuterus:

@aishatyler

Yes. Let’s eliminate birth control, sex education & programs for the poor. Then collect all the bonus children & let The Hunger Games begin!

NOW WE KNOW WHAT THE GOP HAS BEEN UP TO!

May the odds be ever in your favor.


Official Notice of Eviction

cognitivedissonance:

NOTICE OF EVICTION

District Court Ejectment/Eviction Case Number: 028-CV-032012

LANDLORD

  • Name: Uteri
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  • City, State, Zip: State of Exasperation, Wherever Uterused-Americans reside

TENANT

  • Name: The Republican Party
  • Address: The uteri of Uterused-Americans
  • City, State, Zip: State of Misogyny, wherever Uterused-Americans reside

The sheriff is voters are scheduled to evict you on [date]: 11/06/2012 

Warning:

  • Once the sheriff begins voters begin the eviction, any personal property that you leave in the premises is considered abandoned. The tenant does not have any right to re-enter the property or re-claim any property after the eviction begins.
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(Insert your name and voilà — Instant eviction notice!)

PERFECT





"If feminism is a movement to end sexist oppression, and depriving females of reproductive rights is a form of sexist oppression, then one cannot be anti-choice and be feminist. A woman can insist she would never choose to have an abortion while affirming her support of the right of women to choose and still be an advocate of feminist politics. She cannot be anti-abortion and an advocate of feminism."
— bell hooks (via lavender-labia)


nessfraserloves:

thiscuntsays:

fuckyeahmenfolk:

Obama’s administration has overruled the FDA’s recommendation to make Plan B contraception available to minors. This presidency has been full of disappointments, but this one’s pretty big.

wtf obama

you’re supposed to be the COOL president. ugh. YOU HAVE 2 DAUGHTERS. le sigh.

^^^

Sir, you’re fucking up.


That’s really douchebaggy, if he wanted to send a person who can come up with a cure, he’d send it to a pregnant person who plans to carry to term. Getting it wrong 2 million times? Come on.

That’s really douchebaggy, if he wanted to send a person who can come up with a cure, he’d send it to a pregnant person who plans to carry to term. Getting it wrong 2 million times? Come on.


There is no such thing as “Reproductive Rights”. It’s a privilege to be able to create and carry a child for nine months. It’s a life that God has not only created, but given.

LMAO so much fail. Nawl, maybe in your body reproductive rights are “privileges” but don’t presume you speak for every uterus bearer as you most certainly do not. Your religious sentiments are not universal, govern your body with your Bible, not mine.