LMFAO is this how you do it it dude?

LMFAO is this how you do it it dude?

#gif

moniquill:

How is cooking feminine i mean it’s fuckin knives and fuckin fire and fuckin dead shit 

Wait I thought knives and fire and dead shit defined femininity?

Have I been doing it wrong?

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"As the nation celebrates King’s national holiday Monday, a new battle has erupted over his legacy. Some conservatives are saying it’s time for them to reclaim the legacy of King, whose message of self-help, patriotism and a colorblind America, they say, was “fundamentally conservative.”"

Why conservatives call MLK their hero - CNN.com (via biyuti)

I’m gonna need white folk to stop co-opting the good “n****r”s message. If MLK was alive today ya’ll would be the first lumping his ass with socialism and other unsavory messages. 

Reblog / posted 1 year ago via biyuti with 441 notes

Oh….There’s $40 billion (with a B) that’s been appropriated for foreclosed homes and homeowners

note-a-bear:

Apparently it’s from back when the bailout happened and it’s just….not doing anything.

It’s just collecting moss in a bank account.http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mebja0yi2O1qzfgf0.gif

I just … ughhhhhhhhhhhh


kyssthis16:

patrickandmarcus:

princesspunani:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

borderlinewolfy:
4gifs:
Bank customer subdues a gunman, using a chair
Dude THAT IS HILARIOUS
Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.

if you gone pull a gun out you gotta be ready to use it. lol

Some niggas bout dat life. Others….not so much

My dude was like……….

Homeboy grabbed a chair and mollywhopped him. I’m crying and struggling to breathe. 

LOL that’s the type of shit my father would do

kyssthis16:

patrickandmarcus:

princesspunani:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

borderlinewolfy:

4gifs:

Bank customer subdues a gunman, using a chair

Dude THAT IS HILARIOUS

Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.

if you gone pull a gun out you gotta be ready to use it. lol

Some niggas bout dat life. Others….not so much

My dude was like……….

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Homeboy grabbed a chair and mollywhopped him. I’m crying and struggling to breathe. 

LOL that’s the type of shit my father would do


ceasesilence:

loveyourchaos:

ilovecharts:

Pythagorean Theorem
via xwidep

I don’t know why I think this is the coolest thing. 

OH MY GOSH I LOVE THIS.

ceasesilence:

loveyourchaos:

ilovecharts:

Pythagorean Theorem

via xwidep

I don’t know why I think this is the coolest thing. 

OH MY GOSH I LOVE THIS.


godtie:

the only person i feel bad for in the “i hate my parents tag”

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Reblog / posted 1 year ago via dadgenes · © godtie with 27,657 notes

White Followers

frankethor:

otaachimow:

frankethor:

I would like to think this is obvious, but in case it isn’t

I, as a POC, am not a get out of “racism or call out” free card, nor am I a reference for your interactions with other people.

To be clear, do not name drop me to other POC to vouch for your safety as a “good” white person.

Since this happened to me today, I should probably reblog this and say a bit about it. (I’ve sent the person a message individually as well). 

I’m going to address white friends here specifically. If you are a friend of mine and you are white, chances are I think you are fairly good about recognizing your privilege and being an ally to poc. That’s kind of a basic requirement for my friendship. And if circumstances should arise where it is appropriate, I will say so.

But 1) I’m not going to walk around constantly praising you for being a decent human being, and 2) it is pretty much not ever appropriate to namedrop me (or any poc friend) as a way of trying to gain credibility with another poc. Indigenous and/or people of color are not a monolith, we’re distinct individuals, and it is your job to prove yourself worthy to each individual poc you meet, not to say “this one poc approves of me so you should too.” 

I’ll end the night… morning with this.


snowballsack:

melissaxwinter:

snowballsack:

when I die I want my ashes to be sneakily sprinkled over the food of hot celebrities so I can finally be inside them

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ

when I die I want my ashes to be sneakily sprinkled over the food of hot celebrities so I can finally be inside them

… Go home Tumblr, you’re drunk


dionthesocialist:

ianishollywood:

deliciouskaek:

thelifetimenetwork:

twerkin

whaaaa

ok that’s not how you clap your booty ma’am. put your hands down.

i don’t even want to know what’s going on in gifs 2-4.

i don’t understand u.

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Has anyone in this family ever even seen a chicken?

The above comment killed Dion.

LOL NO



thelittlekneesofbees:

Maxine Shaw’s Words of Wisdom

These words are fucking timeless.

Men are better on all fours with fear in their eyes.